bro-polio
the scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. this results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.
a top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
bro 1: dude, summer is on why aren’t you wearing shorts?
bro 2: been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. suffering from bro-polio big time… look at these things?
bro 1: sh-t dude, do you even lift?
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