bro soda
slang term for beer. bro sodas are commonly enjoyed by real chill dudes while playing x-box.
bro 1: “dude, what are you guys doin’ tonight?”
bro 2: “just hanging around, might listen to some dmb, drink some bro sodas. you in?”
bro 1: “oh yeah, bro.
a bro-soda is not just a beer. a beer becomes a bro-soda if and only if
1. the person drinking it is a bro, and
2. he is in the presence of at least one other bro, and
3. there are no females present.
if all three conditions are met, then beer undergoes a transformation. its existence as bro-soda goes from being merely potential, to full actuality.
ethics: the term bro-soda should never be used in the company of females. for example, if in the presence of a lady-infested party, one bro says to another bro, “hey, can you grab me a bro-soda?” then he has alienated all the females in his presence. then, when the bro is alone with the female, she will b-tch and moan, causing the bro to return to bro-night with the need to complain about his lady-bro. this restricts the capacity for bro-night to get to its full potential (which usually involves forgetting about the lady-bros).
bro 1: “i’m thirsty.”
bro 2: “have a bro-soda!”
bro 1: “i love natty lite!”
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