bro-sures


n. re-ssurances given to male friends. usually boosting ego or confidence. similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.

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your hair looks great man. you don’t look like a dweeb at all. flock of seagulls still rules.

thanks man. i’d be a mess without your bro-sures.
when a player act like he’s gonna buy something, but both him and the salesperson know he’s broke..he requests a “bro-sure”
“yo today me and tommy went to bmw dealership”
“thats sick, did he buy the new 5-series”
“nah man, he only took home the “bro-sure”
when a player act like he’s gonna buy something, but both him and the salesperson know he’s broke..he requests a “bro-sure”
“yo today me and tommy went to bmw dealership”
“thats sick, did he buy the new 5-series”
“nah man, he only took home the “bro-sure”

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