bro

brohood is a special type of romance. it involves no s-xual activitys. a bro is a person who usually shares your gender who you can trust with your life. this person can also be responsible for making sure your romances are working out and whatnot. s/he will give you there food and lend you there video games for free.

signs of affection include playing video games on the same couch, playful punches, and most importantly, bro hugs.
“hey, wana be bros?”
“h-ll yeah.”
obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. when they aren’t making an -ss of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. they often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. it is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.

bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as “bro” even though they are not related.
i couldn’t go to sleep last night because some bros at the party next door kept screaming, “whoooooo!!! yeaahhhhh! whooooooo!”
1. friend; commonly used in greetings.

what’s up bro?
i vouch for todd, we’ve been bros since way back.

2. an alpha male idiot. this is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western us): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heteros-xual male. the female equivalent of the bro is the bro hoe. bro hoes are bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on bros.
my sisters new boyfriend is an idiot; the dude is a total bro.
a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, “skin”, “metal mulisha”. wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sungl-sses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging d-ckies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars.
my neighbor is a bro. hes got the lifted loud truck, wears the stuff, and even has a confederate flag hanging from his rearview mirror.