broadz


the sj term for beer. too afraid to say the word beer(s) in cl-ss, they fingered themselves silly at mention of this word.
1. “some preppy kid just whispered ‘broadz’ into that kids ear while tickling his b-lls.”

2. after drinking one “broad,” billy felt amazingly wrapped (see “wrapped”). stumbling around the room, he was envied for his stupidity. after billy’s autopsy, it was discovered that a lethal dose of acid was snuck into his drink.

3. after being offered a “broad” from billy, frankie reached into the 12 pack only to realize the box was empty. in fact, the only object he grabbed was billy’s d-ck sticking through a hole which he had cut into the box.
alcoholic beverages, specifically beer.
-hey, are the broadz on ice?
–yea, don’t worry, they’ll be cold by tonight.

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