brocabulary

part of bromanculture, vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.
an emphasis should be put on expanding one’s brocabulary at every opportunity.

bro-ing out – akin to a bro’s version of “girls night out”, but with less kissing and b–b-grabbing.

brode – bro code. “if bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2’s ex, he is obligated to ask. bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say yes.”

bromos-xual – a bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.

broner – over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. “eddie popped a total broner when jimmy rented out the laser-tag pavillion…”

bronoculars – a safety devise used to counteract another bro’s beer goggles. “if it weren’t for my bronoculars, harry would have rumped a total ugmo!”

the p-l-bro – a group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.

quid pro bro – a more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. “you can borrow my bike, but i get to tag your sister, jenny.”

brophylactic – an agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. “don’t be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schl-ng.”
the type of language a male, generally from 16-30, would use around other male friends of similar values as opposed to when in a formal setting or around older adults.
jon used his brocabulary when around his friends, but around his ultra-conservative parents, he refrained from cuss words and inappropriate subjects.
stupid things that bros say.
their own personal “vocabulary”

sesh– a makeout “seshion”
rail– have s-x with
beat– ugly
shmammered– really drunk
here’s some bro-cabulary i action:

-hey bro.
-oh hey brad. dude you were soooo shmammered last night!
-i knoooww!! i totally seshed that beat girl, tracey.
-bro… you railed her.
-oh sh-t mann!!!!