Broccoli Cock
broccoli c-ck is a term used to describes a p-n-s that is so infected that it takes on a green coloration. sometimes misused to describe a mushroom c-ck (see ‘mushroom c-ck’).
broccoli c-ck can be the resulting condition from getting down with sk-nky b-tches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-tw-ts, or poosterbation (see ‘poosterbation’). it is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from broccoli c-ck.
david – “i’ve been poosterbating for years and this is the first time i’ve ever got broccoli c-ck”
jack – “say what?! you w-nk with sh-t?!”
david – “yeah dude, most people do.”
3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to jack and nod their heads and all admit to having broccoli c-ck too.
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