brochacho

bro, bruh, chum, buddy
female form is brochacha
riley went to the movies with his brochachos.
the southwest variant of the bro. this particular bro is known to disproportionately populate asu, u of a and most uc schools between la and the mexico border.

they love mexican beer, chipotle and energy drinks. they tend to wear shorts, flips flops, jersey’s/wife beaters, spy type sungl-sses, straight billed hats or their hair in some “clever bed head” style. the most devoted ones will rock the soul patch. they will covered in enough axe spray to make you puke and will constantly be texting hussies on their droid or iphone. they will drive their black lifted f-150 at a constant speed of 50-60 mph through every residential zone and will burn out at every red light. avenged sevenfold will be blasted at a deafening volume while driving.

lastly, everything and everybody will be “gay” or be a “total p-ssy -ss f-g.” additionally, school is to be despised. the only appropriate conversations are: how much head and/or p-ssy you get or are going to get, sports and how much it sucks to have work 5 hours for your dad’s landscaping company this weekend even though you’ll just boss mexican’s around and get $300.

if you spot one of these creatures, do not be alarmed. simply point, laugh and go about your business. they are simply overgrown 14 year spoiled boys that will never grow up. more than likely they will get arrested for domestic abuse, committing a hate crime or get caught cheating and have half their -ssets taken away in the divorce.
i would love to get to my cl-ss on time, but all these brochacho cheesed-cks are blocking the road with their lifted trucks and glamis stickers.
a hybrid between the spanish word muchacho meaning “a young man” and the slang english word “bro”
it’s a slang term of endearment that works interchangably with the word “bro”

popularized by a captain morgan spiced rum commercial
lets go get some nachos, brochacho!
bro/broski/brah/brother, etc.
brochacho! p-ss me the blunt nig!
a person who is of mexican descent born in america. a cool, fly, swagged out mexican american.
kim kardashian enjoys having s-x with brochachos !
kevin gr-ss, andy hoover, joey zamberlan, tom otool the tool
being a brochacho is being chill
spanish translation for “bro”. often used to describe college fraternity members, particularly those whose schools are regionally close to mexico.
-what up brosef?
-not sh-t brochacho! just chillin
a person who is so amazing you just can’t think of another way to describe them. also another term for a bro, or someone your really tight with.
ross is my brochacho for life.

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