brochelor
a hybrid of the words “bro” and “bachelor.”
basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.
desperate: hey, there’s a cute girl over there. you should go swoop that up!
me: no way, man, i haven’t seen these guys in forever!
desperate: but you’re single, dude! how will you find a wife?
me: hey, man. i’m a brochelor.
bros before hoes. this guy has no b-tch, not because he can’t get one..
but because he’d rather get wasted with his buds, watch tv, play ridiculous amounts of cod, eat like a starved animal, etc. without having to answer and devote his time to some woman.
brochelor: “man… i really want a sandwhich… guess i’ll just have to make it myself.”
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