Brock samson
the cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the venture family, known for extreme acts of violence
brock samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!
the quintessential bad -ss. serves as the sole body guard of the venture family.
he went to college with dr. thaddius venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
bangs out all the b-tches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
serves as a mentor for hank venture (the blonde brother who looks like the freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
brock samson will f-cking destroy jack bauer, chuck norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his -ss if he has to.
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