Brockism
brockism is the political and religious philosophy of brock obama. contrary to popular belief, brock obama is not just a personality on facebook. he is the single most powerful political mind in the kanto region.
brockism centers on kicking as much -ss as possible with rocks, trolling religious extremists and political zealots, and addressing honest concerns about pokemon and the internet in general. brockism has sp-wned a storm of brock knockoffs, all of which should be trolled, save for his archenemy amabo kcorb.
brockism states: “never tell telemarketers to stop calling you. you can have so much fun trolling them again and again.”
brockism states: “star wars has more plot holes then (sic) any cave has zubats.”
brockism states: brock obama is not barack obama. barack obama is the 44th president of the united states of america. brock obama is a character on pokemon.
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