brocktard


someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.
mark: “did you hear about simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out”
alice: “what a brocktard.”

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