Brocrasterbating
the act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating…
… with your bro.
1: “i didn’t wanna do my research paper, so i resorted to brocrasterbating.”
2: “yikes…”
3: “no worries, just back to back-sies.”
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