Brodette
a chill girl that you can do anything with and relate to. drama free, low maintenance, all around awesome girl.
“victoria, you’re d-mn chill, i appreciate you brodette”.
your favorite female buddy; an amazing female friend; your she-partner in crime; your wing woman:
1. she is considered your #1 she-buddy, trusted as your wing woman.
2. a girl that is a buddy, and likes chicks just as much as you do.
3. a s-ssy ohio native that moved to utah in the search of lesbian love!
“you show up home to find 2 women in your bed, all you can think is my buddy bro-dette must have left me some gifts.”
“bro-dette is the master of the clam!”
“if bro-dette was a dinosaur, she would be named lick-a-lot-ta-puss.”
“bro-dette is the light in my darkness.”
“you s-x chicks, bro-dette bangs chicks.”
female lax bro.
not to be confused with lax hoe or laxt-tute
that brodette is mad good at lax
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