brodog

a term for jock and fratboy types(also often refered to as bros or brobots) who often use the term bro and tend towards hyper masculinity, fraternities, team sports and keg parties.
why did we come to this sports bar? this bar is swarming with idiot brodogs.
a cool male companion to a female and occasional s-xual partner.
i partied with my bro dog friend and things got crazy
white male who yearns to be black on the inside, usually wearing a hat with a flat bill, sometimes bearing a sticker that displays the hats size. wears loose clothing and jerseys and drive cars that mommy and daddy bought for them. usually complete pot heads. think that there a gangsta when they usually live in rich white suburbs. usually -ssociate themselves with the brands south pole, srh, and fubu
dude, i swear if those bro-dogs sitting behind wont shut the f-ck up i’m gonna shove the hat of his so far up his -ss tha his nose will bleed
a male who limits his wardrobe to brands such as lrg, famous star, srh, etc. he constantly wears tall black socks with shorts and pierces his ears with black gauges or fake diamond studs. they find little interest in anything other than partying and chewing dip, and prove this by repeating “dgaf, bro” in response to just about everything. a good majority of brodogs feel respected driving cars with lift kits: most commonly toyota tacomas.
“look at that brodog in his new lifted tacoma”
a chick who you can hang and party with like she was your bro
james: hey man im going to hang with pauline this weekend.
leon: oh really, what will you guys do?
james: what do you think she’s my bro dog, we are gonna f-ck sh-t up.
a male who instead of hanging with his male friends, hangs out with females-

-females as in they all have a boyfriend so the “bro dog” has no chance with any of them

-see man wh-r-
dude jason’s such a bro dog. he’d rather go to the movies with those b-tchy girls than go to the skate park with us
the term used to refer to an individual who is a human sh-ll. one who usually wears pre-faded and or pre-worn blue jeans, socks with sandals, a belt with a large silver obnoxious buckle a white shirt under a v-neck or a b-ttion up pink popped collar shirt, a cheap ugly necklace, gelled spiked hair under an upside down visor. this individual prides himself by watching entourage and anything related to ufc or mma and thinks he can fight because hes taking “cl-sses” at the gym. in free time this person defines himself by partying and “working it out”. this loudmouth -ssclown is not afraid to blair his opinion over yours and will try at any attempt to validate his actions as if they are the standard while others sadly feel embarr-ssed for him. this individual is usually accompanied by music that can barely be considered rap and or “rock” along the lines of nickleback, daughtry, skillet, three doors down, incubus etc etc, and a contingent of skeezy woman reffered to as “bro-bangers”.
garcia is such a f-cking brodog, hes fist pumping to “i feel like a monster”