Brodown


n. boys night out.

as in a hodown, but with your bros.
sorry baby, it’s a brodown tonight.
bro’s getting their bro on, doing bro things.

exp. beer bongs, fist pounding, popping collars, saying bro, saying dude.
whats up bro! lets do some beer bongs and pop our collars, yea lets have a bro down.
bro-downs can only be said to occur when females are conspicuously absent from an extended session of boozing.

the term ‘bro’ is an abbreviated form of ‘brother’.

the more bros present, the more severe the bro-down.

bro downs are characterized by an increasing level of s-xual angst that correlates directly to the amount of time bro-ing it down and volume of booze consumed. they will almost certainly include, but are not limited to: a fight, challenges of strength, discussion of the last girl you gave a salty pirate or donkey punch to, accusations of h-m-s-xuality, and eventually a trip to a peeler, snap off parlour, or rub’n tug.

“dude, we f-cking bro’d it down hard last weekend.”

“i hope i never see you f-ckers again. that bro down was too f-cking long.”

“every time we bro it down like that the pulhams pull their d-cks out and get us in a fight.”

“if i don’t stop bro-ing it down with you f-ckers i’ll never get laid.”
an occurrence when two generally heteros-xual males engage in casual erotic interactions with one another, usually involving handjobs and bl-wj-bs but not -n-l s-x. this sometimes occurs when female s-xual company is not available, or at times as a gesture of straight male comraderie and friendship, or appreciation of phallus not involving any romantic implications. this is especially common among members of fraternities in college settings.
after the football game, a few beers, and some hits from the bong, danny and stephen decided that sat-rday night would be a great time to watch some p-rn and then bro down.
verb: to bro down; noun: a bro down
pr-nunciation: brauh daaaaooooon

an event which occurs when a group (2 or more) of men convene in a suitable place in which the following acts occur:

– consumption of alcohol
– fist pumping
– one or more of the individuals must be bare chested
– watching movies / playing video games
– talking about sports
– verbal abuse of females
– no -n-l s-x
– calling each other a bro

the bro down is designed to create a comfortable environment where attendants are made to feel comfortable, but there must be no -n-l s-x.

please note: no b-tches must be present at the bro down.
bro: “what the f-ck… are you a bro??”

guy: “yeah”

bro: “then stop being queer and take your shirt off!”

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bro: “broooo dooowwwwnn” -remove shirt-

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bro1: “hey bro, bro down later?”

bro2: “i have to see my girlfriend later”

bro1: “only gays have girlfriends!”

bro2: “true, i’ll see you at the bro down”
a primitive form of fratenizing amoungst males, usually bros, often involving but not limmited to the inclusion of beer, liqour, obscenity, and womanizing. anything h-m–erotic is also acceptable.
-can be used in different tenses, ie: broing-down or bro’d-down.
guy 1:” hey bro, what you doing tonight?”
guy 2: ” i don’t know bro, there is nothing to do in this town.”
guy 1: “totally. i’ll just come and we can bro-down somehow”
an interaction (usually intense) between two “bros”, in which a given grievance is first aired, subsequently debated, and ultimately resolved (commonly through the act of “hugging it out,” or the mutual consumption of alcohol. often both.) an inevitable part of any bromance.
“he drank your milkshake!?”
“yeah, but we had a brodown, so we’re cool”
“still..”

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