Brofailssional

one who attempts to be a “bro” so hard and on such a regular basis, you know it must be a full-time gig for them. unfortunately for the brofailssional, they miserably fail at the attempts and just wind up looking dumber than an actual bro. in other words, a bro who is a professional at failing. typically the guy at parties who shows up by himself uninvited, n-body knows who they are, and when he tries to wedge himself into a crowd of people like hes their best bro ever, they tell him to f-ck off. he responds by calling them a f-ggot or trying to start a fight before moving onto the next group and repeating the process. usually carries a half cup of p-sswater beer around for hours without drinking it, generally brags about how much weed they smoke and how much p-ssy they get, even though they didnt show up with a girl or any weed to share.
“look at that dork over there wearing the sideways hat, thug t-shirt, saggy pants and skater shoes. hes been going around the party all night calling everyone bro, and when people tell him to f-ck off he calls them a f-ggot and moves onto the next group.”

“yeah, he didnt show up with any friends of his own, i dont think anyone knows him, and hes been carrying around the same half-full red plastic cup of miller lite for hours. what a brofailssional.”