brofest
1.hanging out with a bunch of your friends, usually guys.
2. hanging out with one of your close guy friends, no h-m-
3. just relaxing
1. me, brosef, and doug brofested yesterday.
2. no one else could hang out so me and brosef brofested yesterday.
3. “my cat’s on fire!” “chill out, it’s not that big of a deal. just brofest”
a gathering of bros (males over the age of 14, typically friends with each other) in which events may occur that could be considered of a h-m-s-xual nature to everyone with the exception of those actively partic-p-ting in the gathering.
we’re not gay, it’s just a frickin bro-fest!
broh-fest
-noun
1. a time of bro-ligous or other celebration, marked by excessive alcohol and meat consumption whilst rep-bro-senting.
2 a period or brogram of festive activities typically involving the combined use of inner-tubes and river sodas.
we should bring another 5 pounds of bacon to brofest this year.
a gathering of bros in which manly things are done, such as the kicking back of brewskis and playing video games
male bonding
dude that was a solid bro fest last night
where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. the main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.
the white panda is playing in nyc, we should totally bro fest there and murder everything in sight.
the dudes at epicbrofest.com really know how to throw a fest
1. an activity involving multiple bros, oftentimes being a party or trip to a local fast food restaurant.
2. a concert featuring tough guy metal bands that aren’t even good such as; killswitch engage, hatebreed, slipknot, linkin park, and other bands.
1. “you want to go to marc’s party later?”
“it’s his brother who is having the party, so you know it’s going to be a total bro-fest.”
2. “you want to go to sonar tonight?”
“who’s playing?”
“lol nvm it’s gonna be a bro-fest.”
hip-hop duo out of price william county, northern virginia (nova) consisting of dylan fant primarily on beats and guitar and jimmy ford on lead vocals. so illy
i love that brofest song “how do i feel?” because i also enjoy posting up chillen on sat-rday nights with a brew and my crew
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