brogurt
the -j-c-l-t- of a bro. often found on the chest of other bro’s.
“hey bro, let’s go to that club now”
“isn’t that the one with all the blacklights?”
“yeah…”
“dude, i’ve got your brogurt all over my face”
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when you and your bros -j-c-l-t- in a pineapple yogurt and a sloot proceeds to eat the yogurt j-zz mix.
our bro down ended with a sloot and some brogurt. best night ever!
s-m-n. -j-c-l-t-. skeet.
tinks loves my brogurt.
a brotha’s -j-c-l-t-
russ frequented the gay bars in africa, developing a keen and refined taste for brogurt.
male -j-c-l-t-. s-m-n. j-zz.
my girl squeezed out every last drop of my brogurt last night.
bro-gurt; substance or film beneath the foreskin of the male uncirc-mcised p-n-s
odor p-n-s foreskin d-ck cheese duck b-tter brogurt
when you are comfortable enough with your masculinity to allow your friend to eat your yogurt without accusations of theft.
hey brian, some douchebag ate my yogurt!
actually adam, it was me.
oh well, that’s cool then cuz you’re my brogurt. you’re still a douchebag though.
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