Broicide
1) to kill a bro. biblically, cain was the first to commit broicide when he slew his bro abel.
2) to rackjack a bro. this method of broicide is far worse than definition 1.
1) bro 1: hey bro.
bro 2: hey bro.
bro 1: whatcha doin with that knife bro?
bro 2: oh not much bro. was just going to murder you is all.
british detective: why that’s broicide!
bro 2: word, brah. -murders bro 1-
british detective: everybody dance!
2) bro 1: i’m gonna have s-x with you!
hot chick: this is true.
bro 2: hey, bro 1! look over there!
bro 1: whaaa?
bro 2: hot chick, let’s have s-x!
hot chick: -has s-x-
bro 1: hey, you rackjacked me! aww, not on the floor! broicide, man! broicide!
bro 2: sorry, bro! im a douchebag!
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