broke my zipper
a mythical b-n-r so intense, it destroys zippers.
dude: “check out jenna, she is smokin’ hot”
other dude: “oh my god..”
jenna: “heyy, cutie” -winks at other dude-
other dude: “bro, get back, i broke my zipper.”
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