Brokeback Mount Vernon


a nickname for baltimore’s mount vernon neighborhood,given its m-ssive h-m-s-xual population. ironically, this gay enclave is located directly north of the origional washington monument, one of the city’s largest phallic symbols.
brokeback mount vernon is the one thing in charm city that’s gayer than john waters

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