brokeback mountaineer
a man who appears rugged, but turns out to be a h-m-s-xual. he may be wearing the rugged façade and/or cowboy hat for the purposes of s-xual roleplaying.
person 1: heath is a real tough guy.
person 2: no, actually he’s just a brokeback mountaineer.
a man who appears to be rugged and manly on the surface. a male expected to be straight yet you find out hes really a h-m-s-xual. good at hiding feminine traits.
wow, can you beleive it.. who would of ever known rehmeyer was a brokeback mountaineer.
the man in a gay relationship that does the penitrating. one could think of the one partner as the mountain, and the other partner as the mountaneer ready to concure him and plant his meat pole on the summit.
in fred and jims gay relationship fred was the “brokeback mountaineer”.
a h-m-s-xual. a h-m-s-xual who doesn’t conform to the gay stereotype.
last night he told his mother he was a broke back mountaineer.
a basic back woods west virginia fan who sips moonshine, wears a mesh wvu jersey from 1972, and occupies a doublewide trailer. do not rule out inbreeding or same s-x breeding after a victory.
“chris dumped his best buddy to take his girlfriend of 2 weeks to the game. he is acting like a brokeback mountaineer fan”
a person of the small suburban town mahwah new jersey, who thinks he is a cowboy and lives somewhere in the southern region of the united states. in reality, mahwah is 20 miles away from new york city, and there is no need what so ever to be wearing any kind of boot in this town.
“yo… why are those kids wearing boots and cowboy hats ?”
“oh thats trey, hes a brokeback mountaineer…f-ckin fat f-ggot..”
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