brokeback to the future
an adjective used to describe closet h-m-s-xuality.
when one has yet to “come out,” he or she is not yet officially gay. thus, he/she is brokeback to the future. in the future (when he/she comes out of the closet), he/she will be fully and openly gay.
inspired by the internet parody trailer “brokeback to the future.”
dude 1: d-mn man, last night jack was crying and sh-t during little mermaid.
dude 2: yeah man. he’s f-ckin’ brokeback to the future.
dude 3: why the h-ll were you guys watching little mermaid together last night? i think all of you are brokeback to the future.
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