Brokeded
used to describe the act of having one of your possesions or body parts broken.
hey! you brokeded my cell phone, and now it don’t work!
another way people can spell the word “broken.” this is funnier and will probably cause some laughs. it is also how some kids accidentally pr-nounce the word broken.
bob: omfg i brokeded my katana 0_0
carl: lol.
bill: lol.
omgwtfbbqstranger: –ssasinates bob-
carl: oh my god! he killed bob!
bill: you b-st-rd!
omgwtfbbqstranger: mwahahaha.
carl: you long named b-st-rd!
bill: hadokeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
omgwtfbbqstranger: oh shizzle -large explosion-
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kid: roflcopter you brokeded his gameboy!
kid2: oh noes.
when something is in-between the stages of being glitchy and and fully broken it is brokeded
pr-nunciation: broke-ed-id
example 1
boy 1: hey, you should get your computer fixed, it’s completely dead man.
boy 2: nah, it’s just a bit brokeded, i can still get some good use out of it.
example 2
boy 1: how long have you had that nokia brick now?
boy 2: about 6 years, and it’s not even slightly brokeded!
how 2-7 year olds say that something broke, usually makes the room break out it m-ss hystaria.
small child-“i brokeded de fence!”
room-“lol!”
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