Broken Pop Machine
while performing -n-l s-x on a girl, stick a quarter into her v-g-n-. then yell, “this d-mn machine stole my quarter!” and shake her as violently as possible. then pull out and hold her there till she takes a cr-p.
what’s that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? oh i gave your sister a broken pop machine here yesterday.
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