Brolloff
noun; a bro in a wheelchair whom is receiving a raging bl-w j-b, as he is crippled and deserves h-lla pity s-x.
i felt so bad for sam that i gave him the best brolloff of his pathetic, crippled life. then i pushed him down the stairs, just to even out the karma.
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