Brolocked


bro-locked broh-lokt

adj – shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.
bro 1-kipnis!!!!!! whoooooooo!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) crushed it!!!! zeigler…did you see that sh-t?!!?

bro 2-whooooooooo!!!! (chugging a “handcrafted” beer with the word “dog” in the t-tle) (backs into female half of couple) oh…shiiiiit…are you okay? need some help?

guy-no, we’re fine than- (cut off by another player on tv hitting a home run)

bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word “dog” somewhere in the t-tle) whoooooooo!!!!!!!!! whoo!!!! yeah…smacked that sh-t out!!!! chisley…did you see that sh-t?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, -ssisted by his female companion)

bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) thanks guys…but don’t worry about it. i’ll get it. those people in the front just left that two-top…want to move over there, so you’re not so brolocked?

bro 5-whooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

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