Bromander in Chief


a man who has bromances with many other guys. he may also have broes (man hoe) who are paid by other men to have bromances with. equivalent to a pimp, except with straight men.
“johnny, go talk to one of those broes.”
“no dude. their bromander in chief is ron!!! ron tried to recruit me as a broe, but i wouldn’t go, so now ron hates me!”

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