Bromarriage
(n.) a state of eternal friendship between two bros. two bros entering into a bromarriage have probably shared many experiences such as hometowns, colleges, or s-xual partners. bromarriages usually originate through greek brotherhood, childhood-to-adult friendships, or teammate relationships. there are polybromarriages but it is uncommon that all bros have equal bonds.
taylor is getting married this weekend, martin is his best man. it’s about time they finally make the bromarriage official.
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the joining of two heteros-xual males in the union of marriage. usually a long and fulfilling bromance preludes this unity of two men becoming one. following this union the two men usually get an apartment together and play the nintendo wii. affection is only shown through hugging and wrestling with each other.
russ: i want more from our bromantic relationship. i want to be in a bromarriage with you. will you bromarry me john?
john: i do. now fire up the wii!
the joining of two heteros-xual males in the union of marriage. usually a long and fulfilling bromance precedes this unity of two men becoming one. following this union of a man and his partner, they usually get an apartment together and play the nintendo wii. this is considered to be the highest form of a bromantic relationship.
russ: i want more from our bromantic relationship. i want to be in a bromarriage with you. will you bromarry me john?
john: i do. now fire up the wii!
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