Bromosexual

– containing bromine
– two h-m-s-xual friends
dan and bill are totally bromos-xual!
a guy who is bromos-xual is totally straight. in fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he’s gay. he’s so totally straight that he has s-x with tons of chicks… sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the p-n-s)… or doing the same girl at the same time… with their p-n-ses touching…

so what if he’s always slapping his broham’s -ss… and always hangs out in the showers at the gym… and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school… and sure he puts his p-n-s and/or t-st-cl-s on his friends’ faces every chance he gets when they’re p-ssed out drunk… and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but…

he is totally 100% not gay.
dude: you’re so gay.
bromos-xual: shut up! i will f-ck you in the -ss if you say i’m gay!!!
other dude: heh. wait… what?
a unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.
“hey are those guys gay.” “nah man, they’re just bromos-xuals.”

“i love you man. i don’t know whats going on, i think i might be going bromo for you..”
man who has a friendship bordering on h-m-s-xual with their best buddy.
jill: “hey babe, where you goin?”

russ: “up to work to see zach, haven’t seen him in like a week and i miss him”

jill: “dude, that’s bromos-xual.”
o boy who is heteros-xual, but is ok with hugging other guys, or having bromances
girl: why are you guys hugging? are you gay?
guy: nah we’re just bromos-xual
a slang word for bro. it is a word used by red in pineapple express to say to sol as if saying your my bro. hence bromos-xual. it is not in anyway gay. and can be subst-tuted for dude, brah, bro, and man.
hey whats up my bromos-xual?

yah man my bromos-xual totally hit up that casino.
having love towards your bros, whether it’s a male or female. instead of favoring the same s-x or opposite s-x, you favor the “bro” s-x. it basically means you’re awesome and you’re probably into dubstep.
you’re telling me you aren’t into guys and you aren’t into girls specifically, you just love dubstep? you must be a bromos-xual, bro!
a man who is completely straight but who every once in a while says something about a bro that implies s-xual attraction. will often compensate by saying “no h-m-.”
steve- “dude, did you grow your hair out? it looks really good. no h-m-.”
john- “uh, thanks?”

later…
john- “hey, do you think that maybe steve is gay?”
nick- “i don’t think so; probably just a bromos-xual.”

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