Bronchanus


bronchitis of the -sshole. it occurs when the proper amount of oxygen is not reaching the -sshole. can be a side effect of mudb-tt or swamp -ss. could even cause the -sshole to swell up, causing constipation. needs cleaned immediately.
fella: idk what’s wrong, doc. i cant sh-t and i’m so raw down there. if i breathed throught my -ss, i dont think i’d make it.

doctor: you’re right, you wouldn’t make it. you have…bronch-n-s!!

fella: omg doc, fix it now, please! …or put me down…

(sound of gun c-cking) chkchk

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