bronk
1. to get shorted or messed with, to fall short of expectations screwed
2. very large or oversized fat
1. the runner-up got bronked by the judges.
2. chad was bronked after finishing the entire meal.
1.a wetback
2.border brother
3.southern cal mexican immigrant
that f-ckin’ bronk is spicy, a.
to w-nk whilst taking a sh-t
john: “hey steve, what did you get up to last night?”
steve: “not much, watched the game and then had a m-ssive bronk.”
the art of being super creepy. a state generally attained when drinking alcohol.
brent got really drunk and started to ‘bronk’ on these girls at the bar.
something cool. like “fly” for black people and “caliente” for mexicans and “kool beanz” for white people.
“i was at the club last night and they was playing this bronk jam”
to get more than you bargained for when p-ssing gas. a veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.
when robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.
something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone’s face in with an enormous shield. known to punt kunkydude’s on a regular basis
guy 1: holy sh-t! that cow just murdered someone!
guy 2: yeah! what a f-cking bronk!
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