Bronx Mowgli
the horrendous name given to the sp-wn of fall out boy’s pete wentz and singer ashlee simpson. born thursday, november 20, 2008. ‘bronx’ is after the nyc borrough, and ‘mowgli’ is after the character in the jungle book. basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.
person 1: “did you hear that pete and ashlee named their son bronx mowgli??”
person 2: yeah, that poor kid’s gonna need therapy.
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son of pete wentz and ashlee simpson
person 1: “did you hear what pete named his baby?”
person 2: “no! what?”
person 1: “bronx mowgli”
person 2: “…whatthef-ck!?”
name of pete wentz & ashlee simpsons first son.
bronx is a great name but mowgli??
voted one of the ugliest celebrity baby names of the year.
kid: hey do you think bronx is cool?
kid2: yeah, pretty cool name.
kid: his full name is bronx mowgli..
kid2: wtf?? h-ll no
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