brony con
something i would pay osama bin laden to blow up if he was still around.
if you don’t understand what brony con is, it’s a meet up of all the male watchers of my little pony. it’s a show directed to prep-b-scent and teenage girls (they do watch it too) but it’s mostly male.
osama: how may i help you?
me: i’ll give you 25 million dollars if you blow up brony con.
osama: sorry, i’ve been dead for 3 years, i can’t help you.
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