brooke’d
1. to get sh-tfaced
2. to wreck sh-t
“guys, that party last night was awfully crazy, people were so brooke’d”
“yeaaa…churchill sucks”
getting completely ditched by a friend.
ex.1
friend #1: i can’t believe she only talks to that wh-r- kathryn now!
friend #2: i know, we totally got brooke’d!
ex.2
friend #1: i was walking down the hallway talking to marie when she just walked off randomly with meghan!
friend #2: ouch, brooke’d.
to not text somebody back who likes you and is trying to text you; to not engage in conversation with somebody who is trying to communicate with you.
yeah she f-ckin’ brooked me….
i just brooked that guy, he was creepy.
the act of letting someone into your house so they can s-xually -ssault you.
kyler: i brooked taylor last night
john: kyler you creepy b-st-rd
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