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brookyln tech is a school in brooklyn. a very strange one, at that. it has an insane amount of stairs, which is matched only by the amount of idiots there.
i was walking down the downstairs. i know people walk down the upstair-case, but upstairs the downstair-case?
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founded by dr. albert l. colston, brooklyn technical high school is one of the three elite highschools of new york. the faculty of brooklyn tech has its odd b-lls but overall it has some of the finest teachers anywhere. brooklyn tech offers a vast variety of intellectually stimulating courses along with an overwhelming variety of clubs, sports and the like. the student population of brooklyn tech is more or less evenly spread, racially, and contains the highest concentration of the greatest young minds of new york. as a testement to this fact is its outstanding alumni, which includes the founder, owner and current ceo of barnes and n-bel bookstore among many others. it is even said that if you go anywhere in the world wearing a brooklyn technical highschool t-shirt someone will come up to talk to you (often it’s to either offer a job or talk about the good ol’ days). the building itself is an amazing work of art. outside one will find carvings of owls overlooking the main entrance way, heads finely crafted lining the wall of the school, acting as guardians of a sort. along with this the center section of the school’s first floor contains an amazing mural dedicated to the achievements of mankind through labor and science. the building was crafted in the 1930s at the time of the great depression and was designed to be self sufficient in all ways. although it may seem somewhat outdated the building of is a physical representation of the greatness that is brooklyn technical highschool.
–you go to tech?
–yep!
–me too! cl-ss of ’67! you want a $3,000,000,000 a year job?
–nah, the guy from cl-ss of ’54 asked me first
(verb) the act of being rejected by stuyvesant
hey, did you get your shsat results?
yeah, i got into brooklyn tech.
the place to go to school if you want to end up a neurotic mess on the verge of suicide.

full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that -ssign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.

also full of f-ckin kids. 4728 to count now. walking to and away from the school is like being on an ss death march.

if it’s not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. your life becomes controlled by a f-cking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from cl-ss to cl-ss, which of course isn’t enough for phys. ed, which forces you to change. you end up being late simply because your cl-ss is 5 flights away. oh yeah, stairs. lots of morons at tech that can’t seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. so of course there’s always one line of r-t-rds going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the f-ck down.

so remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to tech! they’re waiting for you.

it was high-school admissions time in junior high! tony had a death wish and didn’t get any into schools because of his awful grades, but he did so well on the shsat that brooklyn tech accepted him! upon bringing the news to his counselor, his counselor chuckled and said “i’ll see you at your funeral.”
a prestigious school in brooklyn; one of the three elite high schools on new york. despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, brooklyn tech doesn’t match what all of the myths speak about it. yes, there is drug activity but it isn’t as much as everyone tells you. there will be days when you smell weed brooklyn tech is not filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. all of your teachers will know your names, don’t worry.

brooklyn tech is filled with many good teachers (such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

brooklyn tech was my second choice on the shsat and stuyvesant was my first. ironically, i am very happy that i made it into tech. shortly after taking the shsat, i found out that stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very compet-tive. they will tell you of their “we’re-all-in-this-together” atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

brooklyn tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don’t interact with their cl-ssmates at all.

it is one of the greatest schools in new york and in the u.s.

tip: figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
a: d-mn, i forgot all about the presentation today.
b: no prob, man, i’ll help you out.
a: thanks! you’re a life-saver.

c: d-mn, 75 in ____’s cl-ss again! what am i doing wrong!?
d: don’t worry about it, dude. i had him last year. almost impossible to p-ss with above an 85 unless you’re a hot girl with big b–bs. you’ll get over it. he’s just one obstacle in your life.
c: i guess you’re right, it’s just one a-hole in my life. he doesn’t matter.

e: hey, where do you go to school?
f: brooklyn tech, why do you ask?
e: brooklyn tech!? d-mn, you must be really smart. i heard the work load is a killer!
a prestigious school in brooklyn; one of the three elite high schools on new york. despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, brooklyn tech doesn’t match what all of the myths speak about it. yes, there is drug activity but it isn’t as much as everyone tells you. there will be days when you smell weed brooklyn tech is not filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. all of your teachers will know your names, don’t worry.

brooklyn tech is filled with many good teachers (such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

brooklyn tech was my second choice on the shsat and stuyvesant was my first. ironically, i am very happy that i made it into tech. shortly after taking the shsat, i found out that stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very compet-tive. they will tell you of their “we’re-all-in-this-together” atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

brooklyn tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don’t interact with their cl-ssmates at all.

it is one of the greatest schools in new york and in the u.s.

tip: figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
a: d-mn, i forgot all about the presentation today.
b: no prob, man, i’ll help you out.
a: thanks! you’re a life-saver.

c: d-mn, 75 in ____’s cl-ss again! what am i doing wrong!?
d: don’t worry about it, dude. i had him last year. almost impossible to p-ss with above an 85 unless you’re a hot girl with big b–bs. you’ll get over it. he’s just one obstacle in your life.
c: i guess you’re right, it’s just one a-hole in my life. he doesn’t matter.

e: hey, where do you go to school?
f: brooklyn tech, why do you ask?
e: brooklyn tech!? d-mn, you must be really smart. i heard the work load is a killer!
a skool whea the street smart n academically gifted ppl go, usually compared to stuy, and iz better then stuy in many ways including the fact that some of us have lifes
i go to brooklyn tech