brooklynese
work=woik
speaking in his best brooklynese , sam complained to his wife jennifer that he had to climb da stairs ’cause da elevata didn’t woik .
the way of speaking that people from brooklyn are portrayed as having.
bird=boid
bronx=braunx
coffee=cawfee
long=laung
oh my god= oh my gawd
slippers=slippiz
i’ll talk to you in an hour=i’ll tawk to you in an howa
king’s plaza=king’s plee-azz-a
note
to vanburen: notice i said the accent that new yorkers are potrayed as having. i admit to saying “cawfee” sometimes, but i don’t sound like i belong in “the godfather” series.
people from brooklyn tend to be stereotyped, especially our accents.
a brooklyn born chinese descendant
dev is brooklynese
the accent uneducated people of new york and greater use.
there is such thing as a new york accent, but when people push the limits using this lingo, they come off as morons.
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