Bropacalypse


the impending end-of-days that will be brought upon the world by the rising culture of douche bags otherwise known as “bros”. while the prophecy is unclear it is certain the jeep’s with m-ssive lift kit’s blasting songs by disturbed and tool will rain down from the skies, every being on earth will be adorned with pink polo shirts untucked with the collar popped and extended several feet, and a terrible cacophony of the words “bro” and “broseph” will emanate from no certain place but will be heard everywhere.
i feel that mtv’s television show “bromance” is the first of four signs of the impending bropacalypse.

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