Bros Icing Bros

bros icing bros is a fraternity based drinking game. basically a bro buys smirnoff ice, presents it to one of your bros in any manner, your bro must instantly get on one knee and chug the smirnoff ice on the spot regardless of setting. the most important rule: you cannot refuse an ice. if you refuse to drink the ice you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never ice another bro or be iced. if a bro that is being presented with a smirnoff ice has a smirnoff ice on hand however the bro that presented the ice in the first place must drink them both which is called a block.
andy: “did you hear about how awesome i got james job with an ‘ice’ yesterday”

michael: “no, how?”

andy: “gave him a box of cereal which contained a tall boy of ice. what a breakfast.”

michael: “d-mn gotta love bros icing bros.”
quite possibly the most r-t-rded and juvenile drinking game in history. usually occurs simultaneously with other drinking games when, inevitably, at a party full of bros, enjoyable times with friends gives way to nonsensical binge drinking. it is unclear from an evolutionary perspective why a male of the species would present a foul tasting beverage to another male and expect them to take a knee and consume it when there is usually much better tasting beer available. perhaps it is an expression of the often felt, but forbidden s-xual attraction they feel for one another. other experts contend that these rituals are necessary to portray one’s dedication to extremism and “bro-ing out.” still, other scholars claim that these actions are fundamental to the “bro” maintaining his harem of over privileged and unattractive females with which he may drunkenly mate with. whatever the explanation, society can only hope that this behavior leads to the extinction of the “bro.”
example of bros icing bros…

bro: “bro, i just totally iced you bro! take a knee and chug!”

non-bro: “um. no. i’d much rather enjoy this beer instead of drinking your p-ss-water b-tch drink. i can’t believe you spent money on that fruity flavored garbage you worthless piece of sh-t.”
when a man puts ice cream or a similar frozen treat in his mouth, sucks another man’s scr-t-m and then performs oral s-x on him. by chilling the testis, the -rg-sm is believed to be more pleasurable. alternatively, a “bro” can chill another “bro’s” t-st-c-ls with a cold smirnoff ice bottle before performing oral s-x.

the term originated in the down-low scene amongst african americans in atlanta and is played as a party game. in gay orgies, a bro would approach another bro with a smirnoff ice and hold it on his scr-t-m. after the bro’s scr-t-m is chilled, he drinks the smirnoff while the other man gets down on one knee and performs oral s-x on him. the goal of the game is to finish the drink before -j-c-l-t-ng (icing) in the other man’s mouth.
did you see marquis and deandre playing bros icing bros at the party? i didn’t think marquis would be able to finish that drink before icing all in deandre’s mouth!