Bros per Minute
(n.) bros per minute or bpm is a very efficient way of measuring the intensity of an argument. as one can tell, it is the amount of uses of the word bro for every minute of an argument. 1-2 bpm shows that an argument may be starting. 3-4 bpm shows that an argument has already started, while 5+ bpm is a intense argument.
job: “hey, bro”
dane: “what did you say bro?”
j: “you heard me, bro!”
d: “bro! shut up, bro! you best not be starting something, bro!”
bystander: “man that is an intense argument… the bros per minute will soon be over 9000!!”
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