broto
a photo with the bro’s. usually includes putting arms around each other, a finger point, and at least one dude throwin up a peace sign.
jed: dude i need a new facebook default picture, the one of me and my girl is gettin old.
ryan: use that broto we took last night, cant go wrong with a pic of 6 dudes as your default.
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the male version of a selfie. males no longer use selfie due to the connotative thoughts that come with that word. women take a selfie; men take a broto. #brotosnoselfies
just took my pre workout and i’m feeling jacked! time to take a #broto to let all these ladies see my gains!
bros whoroto together; a close group of friends who frequently smoke weed together.
clayton: “hey p-ss me the blunt”
brian:” sorry, only members of the broto can hit this blunt.”
photo’s taken with your bros. usually taken while intoxicated, not necessarily.
adam: yo this party’s dope, let’s get some brotos goin’
max: i have a camera phone.
a photo involving bros and only bros bro-photo. generally is an odd picture and is taken solely for the fun of a “broto”.
“dude, i’m so bored right now.”
“me too, bro. let’s take a broto.”
“with our p-n-ses…?”
“f-ck no.”
“then what’s a broto?”
“photo of bros.”
“oooh….”
your go-to bro
“i’ll call up john to come with me to the bar. he’s my bro-to.”
from the lesser-known white boy wigger ebonics, meaning “photos of my fat white ginger -ss with my ‘bros’ who are really just guys that were afraid i would eat them if they didn’t get in the picture”
dumb-ss: check outthe new brotos?
me: f-ck no you queer!
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