brovity
a natural phenomenon by which bros intrinsically congregate. modern science describes brovity using the general theory of brolativity in which brovitation is a consequence of the curvature of the sp-ce/bro fabric.
the curvature of the sp-ce/bro fabric is attributed to fact that a single bro has the propensity to naturally bend his relative locus. the bending of the sp-ce/bro fabric is a result of brom-ss. under these circ-mstances, bros exert an attraction on one another.
-empire state of mind plays…-
p-sserby: whoa… what’s going down at the tau phi alpha house?
another p-sserby: i don’t know… it’s a thursday night and there has to be at least 70 bros over there. what’s the deal?
speculative onlooker: it’s brovity. the universal law by which bros naturally exert an attraction to other bros. three bros throw a beer social and in little time they’ll attract more and more bros… natural law my friends.
p-sserby: looks like a complete sausage fest.
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