brown batter


when you take a sh-t and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.
your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.
when evidence is presented of one’s physical -ssault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. named after chris brown’s appearance on larry king.
“i don’t know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. i must have … mumblemumble.”

“that’s just a bunch of brownbatter. you need help.”

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