Brown Book
a book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. seen as unfit to be shared.
i saw this year’s swimsuit issue at dave’s but then realized it was his brown book so i didn’t touch it.
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to take a cr-p on someone’s hand and forehead. the scatalogical version of the orthodox religious practice. “i got a brown tefillin when all i really wanted was a hug!”
- Brownvert
when a non-indian (or non-south asian) marries into a traditional indian family, it takes sometime to become accustomed to their unexplainable and baffling traditions. there is a period of time when a lot of patience is required as the rules and customs of the indian lifestyle and religion are taught to the new member of […]
- brown walk
the long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. often dropping a squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. similar to the brown swagger, except that it’s more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out. i was taking a brown […]
- Broziled
to be exiled from your bros; to be shunned by your bros. he refused an ice. that’s it! he’s broziled.
- Bruce Springsteen
1. a great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known. 2. also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates. kerry: “oh sh-t! we got the springsteen endors-m-nt…talk about the kiss of death!” kerryaide: “don’t […]