brown breakup
“dumping” someone by squatting above them while they sleep and then saying “pssst”. when they open their eyes, you sh-t on their face and say..”yah, we’re done”. or by sh-tting in their bed and rolling them over into it while they sleep.
she cheated on me so i gave her a brown breakup this morning!
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