brown hatter
pejorative. a male h-m-s-xual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of -n-l intercourse.
boy george is the king of the brown hatters.
when the hat of your p-n-s is brown, you are a brown hatter.
also a kind of flower.
i went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed
a bottsman. with sh-t on his helmet.
“you comin’ out with us down brighton tonight?”
“f-ck off, you brown hatter! i know what you lot do on a night out!”
f-dg- p-ck-r
self confessed player of the pink obow
a bull queer who, on extracting his c-ck from his quean’s -rs-, finds its helmet covered in sh-t.
tony blair’s brownhatted himself over the iraqi war.
a s-m-n demon.
it’s the man who has is p-n-s in the dude’s -ss in -n-l s-x
whilst i was being rimmed there was some brown hatter goin in 4 the kill
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