brown laser
the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the cr-ps, montezuma’s revenge, blowing mud, p-ssing from the b-tt.
i.e. diarrhea
an hour after i ate bob’s chili i was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.
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