brown method


the utilization of -n-l coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. usually a means for a latent h-m-s-xual to experience -n-l s-x, without having an actual h-m-s-xual relationship.
douglas: i don’t want to do you in the front. you might get pregnant. we got to use the brown method babe.

evelyn: but i want to c-m too.

douglas: use your hand on your gash, i’m not touching it. yuck.

evelyn: (sighs) okay. do you want to m-ssage my br–sts?

douglas: f-ck no! g-d d-mn it! yuck! (vomits violently)

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