Brown Mouse


when the male pulls out the females tampon out for her cooter.. the remains of the bl–dy tampon turns brown and has a white tail. hence the brown mouse
she said she was on the rag. i pulled that brown mouse out and went to town.
the use of a tampon up the -ss to catch any remnants of the ol’ hershey squirts.
after frequent visits to the can, i just decided to brown mouse the remaining effort.
a t-rd that makes an early escape when you have to sh-t and can’t find a bathroom
dude- i gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

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